[NEWS] Funny Quotes from Big Bang!


1. MC: TOP, what were you like when you were a student?

TOP: When I was a student, I was….a boy!
Everyone:……..
MC: How was your student experience?
TOP: I never learned anything.

2.  MC: I heard that GD is a motherfriendson. Please explain.

GD: Motherfriendson means a mother’s friend’s son, who she’s always bragging about because he is very good, very talented, very…..
Everyone: contempt….

3. Someone joined the company and went out for dinner.

TOP: Hyung, do you eat XX noodles?
Daesung: (Smiles….)
TOP: (A bit angry..) hyung, do you eat XX rice?
Daesung: (Smiles…)
TOP: …………
After awhile, Daesung said: (whisper) Hyung, I actually want to eat XX rice.
TOP: …………

4. GD: The first time I met with President Yang was when my mom took me there. When my mom got out the room for awhile President Yang said, “ When your mom comes back just cry. Do whatever it takes to get your mom sign the contract, you understand?”……..

5. MC asked what TOP and GD think of President Yang.

TOP: Because he looked after us very well, it feels like we are kids. (pretty normal)
GD: ( saving the nonsense, straight to the point) when we study about composition, if he shows us a new song, he will listen and dance to it……when it’s time to eat, he will finish the delicious food first…..

6. We all know that Seungri likes to imitate GD.

GD: Not too long ago when we were shopping, the ones with the memebership go to one side, and only I went to the other side. However, Seungri looked around for awhile, he was still following me. I was surprised and shouted, ” DON’T COME OVER!!
TOP: I saw that, the whole time GD was shouting, “DON’T FOLLOW ME!!” Then Seungri just…(imitates Seungri’s eye roll)
GD: Because Seungri loves himself every much, so what was said didn’t go through him. When he walked over to me Seungri said, ” What a nice place to go to hyung.”

7. MC asked TOP have he ever watched porn.

TOP” (embarrassed)…that…never watched it…
Other members: (nod?)
TOP: That…actually when I was in fifth grade, my friend’s dad likes to film AV, I accidentally….

8. Interview in a program.

GD: I am actually Big Bang’s father.~~
Taeyang: Then I must be the mother.

9. MC asked about the relationship between TOP and Kim Hyun Joong.

TOP: Me and him are good…that…in fact….we…how do you say this…is so be it.
MC: (No wonder you guys are from the same planet..of course)

10. GD on a radio show. He was talking about the woman he dreamed of.

MCJang: Did you and that woman XXX in your dream?
GD: NO…(blush) ..only touched her hand…
MC: oh…unfortunately…

Source: baidu
Translation: Maggie @ ibigbang

42 thoughts on “[NEWS] Funny Quotes from Big Bang!

  1. AHAHAHAHAAA ROFL!!!
    IS IT BAD THAT I KNOW WHERE EVERY SINGLE QUESTION AND ANSWER COMES FROM??! LOL HAHA I SO REMEMBER ALL THESE INTERVIEWS PERFECTLY! GAH….they never get old…lmao the last one was the best one! I can even remember GD blushing in that red shirt he was wearing and all the MCs where in chaos asking the guy why he would say such a thing to GD who was an angel & didn’t have thoughts like that XDD lmao I loved this!

  2. I laughed so hard when I remember their guesting in CTP with Gummy. Especially when YJS said, “so President Yang has no manners?” Haha.

    I hoped they included YB’s answer that Seungri is their neighbor. lol

    Thanks for this. ^^

  3. Umm, can someone explain #6. I don’t understand why there is a membership thingie & why ji yongie kept on saying “dont come over” to seungri o_O

    anyways, thanks for uploading these, had watched/read/heard some parts of it but still gave me a big hearty laugh :D

    • i think cuz like some stores has a vip section/ customers that holds a membership at a certain store? and i think GD is one of them? and seungri followed him lol

    • I think this was when they guested in CTP. The members where out to shop and GD went in the opposite direction of the mall and since Seungri started copying GD’s style he went to GD and that’s when GD shouted like “Don’t follow me”. and GD said Seungri’s fans got mad at him for copying Seungri’s style. hahaha. don’t get mad at me VI fans, im just saying what GD said. hahaha. Big Bang is LOVE!!!

  4. can someone post a link to the last one? where gd gets asked about his dreamgirl or whatever? i havent seen it. and please send me it w english subs

  5. mhmms. i think number 3 is the conversation between TOP and Daesung. I think it was when they were on Come to Play.

    and i so agree with alee. i do remember almost all of the convos . i miss our boys.
    cant wait for their comeback.

    • yeah I was thinking of that too but daesung isn’t TOP’s hyung but I think that is this conversation. There’s no other conversation TOP has had like this one w/ anyone else, or at least not on tv.

    • oh lolz i think that was from when GD,TOP and gummy where guests in come to play… nyways TOP was just trying to talk about their friendship but he just cant speak it out so without even starting the details he just finished it and… well ummm just searched for this on youtube > [ENG] TOP & G Dragon on CTP < lolz i think i just confused myself XD i think its better to watch it instead.. ehe 0.0

  6. I remember gummy & GD said that both TOP & KHJ were very random when they chat with each other. They can talk about different thin, but end up having the same conclusion.
    So when TOP explained their friendship in a random words….the MC then said that no wonder both of them are from the same planet ^.^

  7. lol!!!
    me too u guyz!!!!
    i rememmber all the interviews/shows.. hahhaha..
    miss them soo much!!
    i want them in variety shows.. all 5 of them! TT.TT

  8. lol i remember all!!

    the last one was on youtube, it got taken down :(
    i remember it went like,
    MC: have you ever had a dream with a girl in it??
    GD: yes
    MC: did you kiss her??
    GD: *blushing like mad in a red shirt* no
    Guy: whats the name of your song??
    GD: lies..?? *blushes and turns away as everyone laughs*

  9. LMBO XDDDDDD i love #4 “GD: The first time I met with President Yang was when my mom took me there. When my mom got out the room for awhile President Yang said, “ When your mom comes back just cry. Do whatever it takes to get your mom sign the contract, you understand?”……..” xDD YG is so devious x3

    • GD has mentioned it before, also in an interview:
      “Yang Hyunsuk told G-Dragon’s mother about his plans for him. When his mother left for a while, YG sort of told G-Dragon, “Tell your mom when she’s back that you want to join YG.”

      “When we got home, I cried and begged and so I signed with YG. When I was 13, Jinusean, 1Tym, and Lexy were with YG. When I went to the office for the first time, I saw Dongwook hyung (Se7en) wearing hip-hop clothes on and playing with the noonas from the company. During that time, he was the most beautiful person I’d ever seen.”

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  11. * i’m the one FANS of bigbang .. and i want all of members of BIGBANG to be my friend ? if it’s okey to members … thanks .. I LOVE BIGBANG ..

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